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More often than not, the excitement of a Facebook friend request dies upon discovering who it is.
Do bees even have knees?
A yawn is a silent scream for coffee!
Do women know that it`s perfectly legal to apply makeup at home before they get in their car?
Calling someone with glasses “four eyes” isn’t an insult. Know what else has four eyes? Two sharks. Now you feel stupid.
Treasure the years with your children while they are still distracted by bubbles.
I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you`re good with grammar you`ll get it.
If any of you ladies want pancakes for breakfast, just come over....you can make them here, because I want some too
I got a job at Bath and Body Works just so I can tell people to smell my finger...
When I hear someone say they hear voices in their head, I wonder if they’re just thinking for the first time.
Early reports indicate I`m gonna be drunk all weekend.
Sometimes you`ve got to ask yourself: "Why am I talking to myself?"
If your parachute doesn`t deploy, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
She texted me: "Your adorable.". I replied: "No, you`re adorable." Now she thinks I like her. All I did was point out her typo!
What`s this g-mail? I just got used to e-mail. And why did they skip f-mail?