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I bought a blowup doll today, but I won`t blow her up until tomorrow. I don`t want to seem desperate.
So how long before GoFundMe is our nation`s leading health care provider?
The term "I paid GOOD money for that!" is soo silly..Honestly, have you ever seen BAD money? NOT ME !!!
Because of tanning beds, 1000 years from now archaeologists will think we used to fry people as punishment.
Of all the grotesque sounds coming from the bathroom stall next to me, the camera click was the most disturbing!!
None of my friends laugh at any of my jokes because cats can only meow.
Happy St. Patrick`s Day to the fool that gave up alcohol for Lent.
I know the voices aren`t real, but man do they come up with some great ideas.
This recliner and I go way back.
If you`re wondering about who the oldest James Bond was, don`t google `old man bond age`
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
How about a cooking show called "Cookin crap in the Microwave".
I wish that just once, the clerk would just put the Monopoly money in the drawer and hand me a receipt
I hate it when I open Facebook and miss a week of work.
Once again its friday I know its only been 7 days since the last one but feels like its been a week....