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Finally got my Bon Jovi Sat Nav working... Wooahh we`re half way there.
The downside of DVR is getting freaked out by tornado warnings from four days ago
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven`t seen for half an hour.
Mondays aren`t so bad... it`s my job that sucks.
To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today.
I hate it when you can’t find your phone because you left it someplace stupid like in the car or your non-dominant hand.
Hearing jokes is always 100 times funnier when you have water in your mouth.
Talk is cheap, until you hire a lawyer.
There just isn`t enough make-up in this world to cover up crazy.
For the record, you`ll need a turntable needle.
I don`t know what I would do without Facebook, but I`m sure it would be something more productive
Is professional lollygagger an actual job yet?
No matter how lazy you feel, just remember that Goldilocks decided to take a nap during a break and enter.
When everything is coming your way, you`re probable in the wrong lane.