Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
I have this great midnight snack it`s called, what do I think my roommate won`t notice if I eat the edges off of
Here`s a thought: Let`s let the illegal Mexicans stay and send the whining crybabies to Mexico. At least the illegal Mexicans are willing to work.
the jeremy kyle show, the only place you`ll see a six month old baby with more teeth than thier parents
When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
Married sext: I`m not wearing any underwear, because you never put the f*cking laundry in the dryer like I asked you to 100 times
All I`m saying is that if you were a real psychic palm reader you would of made me wash my hands first.
The police never think its as funny as you do.
I couldn`t be on a reality show because I wouldn`t want my mom to see how many times I make the jerk-off motion when we talk on the phone
eHarmony should be more like Amazon “customers who slept with Tina172 also slept with LuvinLife_83, TaintMisbehavin, and Cat_Lover03?.
It doesn`t matter if you don`t like my personality... I have several more!
I`ve started an exercise program. I do 20 sit-ups each morning. That may not sound like a lot, but you can only hit that snooze button so many times.
I`m not saying my wife`s voice is annoying, but right now I`m really jealous of deaf people.
I just "borrowed" my neighbors nissan frontier, they make that trick look easier on the commercial
Sometimes in life you have to give the people around you a little push ... into traffic.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.