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For once I`d like to see "It`s been a crappy year, mainly cause your were part of it"
some people just need to be kicked... in the stomach... with steel toed boots
Is it wrong, to put people on your bucket list?
I never thought Iād be the type of person who would get up early in the morning to exercise. I was right.
I`m lucky to be broke at a time when minimalism and sustainability are in style.
Send prayers. Laura on Facebook didn`t realize she was out of syrup until AFTER the pancakes were made! It`s causing quite a stir...
A high-pressure hose will usually stop a coworker from showing you any more baby photos.
I`m starting to think that Dr. Dre isn`t a real doctor after all...
The closest I`ve come to camping was that one time when I fell asleep in the bushes outside your window with my camera.
Sorry I can`t make it to your party tonight- I have to get up REALLY early tomorrow afternoon.
I just watched Back to the Future Part II and not once did I see a person walking around staring at their smartphone.
Iām planning on ringing the new year in with a kiss ... whether my dog likes it or not.
I want to sleep tighter
You`re really cute, can I suck the life out of you? - women
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.