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I can`t tell them apart, was that Milli or Vanilli doing the sign language at Madela`s funeral?
Matchbooks exist just to be clues in detective movies.
I really wish Walmart had a 10 teeth or more line...
Barbie has an awful lot of things for a girl who`s knees don`t bend.
Imagine this: You`re home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers `Bless you` and hangs up.
I took a pic of my self a few days ago. Now I`m playing with it. Yeah...I`m playing with my selfie.
I remember 2011 like it was yesterday. ;)
People – the most gentle, loving, kind, sympathetic, peaceful and caring creatures in the world. Especially when they need something from you.
At the end of the day, life should ask us, Do you want to save the changes?
Leftover bacon? Lol that’s up there with unicorns, leprechauns, and soulmates.
If someone says you`re not a mermaid, don`t talk to them. You don`t need that kind of negativity in your life.
Fact: Turtles can breathe through their butts. And I thought I had bad morning breath.
True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn.
I´m playing hide and seek with the kids right now and they´ll never find me, because they aren´t old enough to drive or get into this bar.
All I know about sex is from Internet Porn, I`ve tried everything except `Buffering`.