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You wouldn`t believe all the cool stuff I find when I`m under my bed playing.
Yes, your opinion matters ... But not to me.
Why can`t braille just be in the shape of the letters?
A synonym is a word you use when you can`t remember how to spell the other word.
Got a cat the other day. Had to swerve to get it, but I got it!
Do the spectators at golf tournaments know they don`t have to be there
My wife told me her favourite position is when i lay very very still for a few hours........late at night....until the alarm clock goes off in the morning.
Peanut butter and jelly. That´s what I like in my belly
When people ask me if I’m working hard or hardly working, I like to stab them with a pen and ask if they’re hurting hard or hardly hurting.
Q: What do you call apple-flavoured marijuana? A: iPot
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Lessons learned from last night: There is no such thing as a goalie in darts
"Iowa man arrested after fight over peanut butter and jelly sandwiches" - I`m just gonna assume this is 1 of you guys
I may look calm, but in my head I´ve punched you in the face 3 times already!
All I`m saying is there`s a reason all the best love songs have the word crazy in them.