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I am the reason why Waldo is hiding.
A lot of people are very competitive when playing stupid.
Cashiers are always checking me out.
If you`re bored, wear a cape. Then you can be Super Bored
keeps getting dirty voicemails from unknown numbers. If it`s you.. Send more
"I`m only having one" ...said by many, practiced by none.
You are intriguing. You require further stalking, sorry I mean investigation.
I did a half hour on the treadmill each day last week. This week, I`m up to 1 hour a day. I`m slowly building up to actually turning it on some time in the future.
I may or may not have just "Whipped my Hair Back and Forth".......
Would it be wrong to ask a one-eyed person if it really was "all fun and games" up to that point?
i got a dig bick..........how many read that wrong
Don’t expect a “bless you” after the 4th sneeze…get your self together
I don`t know why you are complaining about your appearance, your personality is even worse.
It`s not too late to start convincing our children that the world really did end in 2012 and we`re the survivors.
Wondering if my heart is healthy enough for sex ... volunteers needed.