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Hooters should start a home delivery service and call it Knockers.
When you called me a b*tch, did you mean it as an insult or a compliment?
Thank God! the women with 3 boobs was a hoax... I just couldn`t wrap my hands around it....
You never know a person until you walk in their shoes... or until you check their browser history.
To all my Facebook friends. Have a happy St. Patrick`s day, and all the festivities this weekend. Stay safe, enjoy life, and if you by chance happen to find a bartender who is bad at math...give me a call :)
Why doesn’t The Rock just tell us what he’s cooking? I can’t pair wines like this.
If love is blind....why is lingerie so popular?
A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that`s the last thing I need.
I feel like there should be more breakfast beers on the market.
I don`t live paycheck to paycheck. I live paycheck to four days before paycheck...
Like if you remember the correlation between a pencil and a cassette tape ...
Nobody tell my husband that "year round periods" aren`t a thing.
Her profile said she was a stone cold freak. Turns out she was just a wrestling fan with bad capitalization skills. :(
Alcohol – The best night time: slurring, headache, dehydration, drink spilling, charm killing, so you think you can dance “medicine.”
Don’t you hate when the person you’re Facebook-stalking never updates anything.