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Happy new years, my friends. Thanks for supporting the site, Ralf.
I don`t have issues... I AM an issue
This status is dedicated to whatever you’re ignoring in real life to read it.
I think I could be a farmer. Except for the dirt, waking up early, wearing overalls and planting crops. But I wouldn’t mind driving a tractor around.
Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.
Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.
The closest I`ve ever come to eating better is eating butter.
Thank you for showing me your Facebook wedding album. Now if you have time, here is a slideshow of my top 36 scores in Mario Kart
Please no one tell me what happens on the NFL today; I`m still on Season 8.
hates when I´m singing along with the radio and the artist messes up the words!
Those beards make the Red Sox look like they`re going to a Civil War reenactment as Confederates.
My new diet is not buying things at the store that make the cashier say wow someone`s having a party
They say dolphins are the second smartest animal after humans, but I`ve never seen a dolphin with a face tattoo.
This healthy diet thing is dangerous. I just cut myself peeling an apple. This would have never happened to me with a twinkie.
I`m the type of person that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened days ago.