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I was about to read the story below. But it was too long.
The pollen is so bad this year that the people in the trailer parks are turning their crystal meth back into Sudafed.
I can`t even tell what this thing in my fridge use to be.
I scream, You scream, We all scream, Because grandpa forgot his hearing aids again.
In-laws the reason why I`d never get married..
Be friend with stupid people.., feel like genius all the time
If your pillow fort hasn’t got an armory filled with Nerf guns, then you’re not really taking pillow forting as seriously as you should be.
So when is this `old enough to know better` suppose to kick in ?
Ok, I admit. Everything that`s wrong in your life is your fault.
I love when people dig their own grave. It saves me so much time.
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
Some old people are driving vehicles right now and don’t even know it.
50 Shades of Laze - My weekend plans
You fake your smile daily, then judge people for getting a fake tan.
Do you ever look through old pictures and wonder, “Where the hell did that shirt go?”