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Really had my heart set on waking up rich today.
That urge you get to write, "No one cares" on someone`s status.
There are no bad pictures; that’s just how your face looks sometimes.
I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around.
Jehovah`s Witnesses, Improving my hiding skills since 1974.
I was just chatting with my cat about how being lonely can make a person crazy.
A clean house is the sign of a broken computer !
WANTED: Someone to follow me around and whisper "You`re an adult" every few minutes.
It`s not that people use only 10% of their brains, it`s that only 10% of people use their brains.
Is everything expensive or am I simply poor?
I think I might be bisexual. Because last night I had sex by myself.
Getting old sucks. I use to wake up feeling like a million bucks. Now I feel more like a bounced check.
Today I think I`ll send out texts saying "Hey, I got a new phone and lost your number. Can I have it again?" ...JUST to see how many responses I will get. ;)
Tieam... problem solved
Maybe don`t show me a picture if you don`t want me to rate your baby.