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i joined new gym yesterday. i did 3 sets of selfies on each machine
happy 3rd birthday to the tartar sauce in my fridge
“Everything you say can and will be used against you” should be included in marriage vows.
Some marriages end up fine, the others last forever.
Looking back.. I think I preferred you when I didn`t know you...
can be sympathetic, empathetic, compassionate, welcoming, loyal, trust-worthy, forgiving, understanding, and giving. But not to today!
Isn`t it strange that bankruptcy attorneys don`t let you make payments....
Just as I predicted, today was in fact a new day!
Euphoria....the feeling you get when you finally beat "that" level on Candy Crush.
I have a few skeletons in my closet. But, every single one of them deserved it.
My favorite exercise is somewhere between a lunge and a crunch. It`s called lunch.
Sent an email to my Mom. Now I`m at her place showing her how to open it.
Im still waiting for Anheuser-Bush to name a beer "responsibly" so i can drink it!
It`s acceptable for someone to eat cereal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner as long as they still go to the gym, right? I`m asking for a friend...
Ain`t no sandwich when she`s gone.