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Lake Superior really needs to lose the attitude.
Why does this membership application to the YMCA not have "The Village People" as an option for "How did you hear about us?"
I`ve taken my kids all over the country, but their favorite place to be is still "in the way."
I like when videogames limit how many things you can hold. "You have 100 items in an invisible bag. Carrying another would be unrealistic"
Do you ever order a club sandwich just to feel like you`re a part of something?
If I wasn`t supposed to have vodka for breakfast they shouldn`t have made it taste so good with orange juice.
R2-D2 from Star Wars, still holds the record for most curse words in a movie.
He said the spark between us was gone..so I tasered him..... Ill ask him again when he wakes up
Woke up this morning with a HUGE smile on my face....damn kids and thier sharpies.
Apparently, I`m the only one that wants to drink beer at this intervention.
I’m simply on reserve for the one who deserves
Sometimes I think I`m pretty cool but then I remember plants can eat sun and poop out air.
It`s as if none of these people have ever seen a beer hat at the gym before.
I`ll be back in five minutes. If I`m not, read this again :D
Wonders why there´s an ice cream truck for kids but not a frozen Margaurita truck for adults?