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I can`t understand why women are okay that JCPenney has an older women`s clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."
I drink my coffee out of a clear mug so people so where my tolerance level is at.
Best of luck explaining why you’re still single at Thanksgiving and Charles Manson isn’t.
You know that tingly feeling you get when you have a crush on someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.
?"Oh! Oh! Oh!" Dyslexic Santa
If you have a mirror handy, kindly gaze into it and you will find your problem
I once bought shoes in China that said "made around the corner"
i forgot how to put a status ... can anyone help me ?
Uses for the plastic ruler..... 5% to draw stright lines 95 % to hit people.
I took a sexual harassment course today, I think this is actually something I might be pretty good at
My best stories always end with the words ... "and then I got the hell out of there."
Did you know you can go to any gym without having to announce it on Facebook?
I thought we had nothing in common until I saw you buying 3 margaritas at a time.
If you`re ever sad, just imagine how much worse it would be to be a tree that spent years and years growing up, only to end up as a Justin Bieber notebook
You haven`t truly tested your patience yet until you get stuck behind an undecided person at a Redbox kiosk.