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Every time i see a person kneeling over tying their shoe, i run up behind them and hop over them to try and get a game of leapfrog going.
It was love at first sight...I should have looked twice.
A bee will knowingly risk its own life just to cause you a little pain. I can totally relate to that feeling.
People who live in glass houses should not throw orgies
A new study has found that women find it seven times easier to read men’s facial expressions than men have reading women’s. That’s mostly because we’re not looking at their faces ...
I`ve seen more pins in the last few days then stone cold steve austin on groundhog day..
Don`t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
Knock knock... whos there? Cows go... Cows go who, No, cows go moo
Sorry, just got your text. Are we still on for last night?
I read a sad statistic that something like 2% of all sushi goes un-Instagrammed.
I hate it when someone turns the light on while I`m sleeping and I`m like O_-
That annoying moment when a package says "easy open" and you need scissors, a knife, a gun, and a lightsaber just to open it.
I do this thing called "Whatever The F*ck I Want".
“Star Wars” fans are very upset that the story line of the upcoming new “Star Wars” movie has been leaked. Apparently the movie starts with R2-D2, Chewbacca, and Han
The best thing about weed is it teaches you that it`s okay to take 35 minutes to make a sandwich