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According to a recent study 52% of women have used vibrators....I`m guessing the other 48% have new ones?
It’s always awkward the first time you hold hands with someone because they usually want to know who you are and why you just grabbed them.
3yo just yelled "face-five!" & slapped his brother in the face. I`m totally using that at work tomorrow.
What I learned from Titanic was that you need to have sex as soon as possilble with the person you like cause you never know what might happen.
That moment when you put your pants on, take a few steps, and feel something crawling down your leg! You grab it on the outside so it doesn`t crawl any further....and then you sigh in relief and thank God the dryer sheet doesn`t bite!
My Boss requested me on facebook. I was like "pssst". If only he knew all the sh*t I post about his ugly @$$.
Quick question, ladies: If you shave your eyebrows off and then draw them back on, what the heck are you doing?
Before you judge me, know that I don`t give a crap. Ok, go ahead.
I’ve been searching for my stolen bed. And I won’t rest until I find it.
Neighbor said hi again. I`m just gonna move
It`s kind of weird that beams of electricity strike down from the sky and we`re all just okay with it.
Applebees is a word that starts off pretty tame but takes a dangerous twist
You know someone has a drinking problem when they go to the bar at 5pm, you know you have a drinking problem when you`re already there.
The original creator of the phrase “common sense” surely didn’t know many people.
Nothing sadder than the look on my dogs face when I drop food from the table and they realize it`s lettuce.