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I might not be a great example, but I´m one hell of a good warning.
It`s okay, Web MD. I don`t really know what`s wrong with me either.
Maybe there`s no such thing as automatic doors, just gentlemen ninjas.
Every day can be Friday if you`re really irresponsible.
My wife`s credit cards were stolen last week. I haven`t reported it yet though...because so far, they are spending less than she was.
The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself"...and spiders. Oh, and ticks and nuclear war and getting laid off and losing your eye sight and...
If it was the other way around, I doubt one cat would take in 23 old ladies.
I`ll never fly Virgin Airlines. Why would anyone want to fly an airline that doesn`t go all the way.
Families should be able to trade people, just like professional sports teams.
No Shirt No Shoes No Service. What about pants?
Don`t half a$$ it. It`s not a real nap unless you take your pants off.
Just heard some guy yell "F**K!" ... I thought this was impressive because not many people can pronounce asterisks.
The trick is not let anyone know how really weird you are until it’s too late to back out.
The odds of winning the lottery are 1 in 10 million. The odds of being the fastest sperm are 1 in 300 million. You`d think that with those odds, you`d win the lottery 30 times in your life.
I got so much Crazy going on that the term "Bi-Polar" would be excessively underestimating my condition, let`s go with "Multi-Polar" from now on.........