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I`m thinking about investing some serious cash in gold....or maybe some other color.
What does it mean if the Holy Water sizzles when it hits your skin (asking for a friend)
Who do you have to sleep with around here to sleep with someone around here?!
CAMPING TIP: If you get lost in the woods, a compass can help you get lost more North.
I wish I could write `` I Miss You `` on a rock and throw it at your face, so you can know how much it HURTS to miss you
When suffering from insomnia I either count sheep or ask my GF how her day was.
Warranty – A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function.
I am not looking for a one night stand, 2 hours will be plenty enough.
Was late to my first Fight Club last night so missed the intro rules. Still, Fight Club was brilliant and I`d highly recommend Fight Club.
Be careful who you call friends. I`d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.
why waste your brain cells to think of a comment when you can just like someone else`s?
I hate it when the little voices argue with my imaginary friends.
Let`s drink till this day makes some sort of sense.
Crazy is like diarrhea. You can only hold it in for so long.
Turns out the plastic bag they put in your ice bucket at a hotel isn`t for to-go bacon from the breakfast buffet.