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Huge spoiler here ... Did you know Dave is actually NOT the real father of Alvin, Simon, and Theodore.
"I`d hit that" -old people who drive
Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when your finished.
"I woke up with morning wood. She woke up with morning wouldn`t."
If they really want to increase breast awareness, why not try a National Motorboat Day?
A comprehensive list of the things women have taught me: 1) I`m wrong.
I love salad! Just wish it had the taste and texture of pizza.
Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest I’ll ever get to being a magician.
When bears are around, try to look skinny and they won`t eat you. If that doesn`t work, kick your buddy in the nuts and RUN!
My friends says that I spend too much time talking to random people online. What do you guys think?
May all of us be as good looking/ beautiful as we look on our FB profile pic..
To skip any youtube ad just change ‘youtube’ to ‘youtubeskip’ in the url of any video. You’re welcome.
Covers on, too hot. Covers off, too cold. One foot out would prolly be ok, but I don’t wanna be dragged from bed paranormal activity style.
How many Snickers are an acceptable meal replacement?
I would lose weight, but I hate losing..