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If gas prices keep going up I`m cutting off the bottom of my car and I`m "Flintstoning" That mf!
Two girls riding their bikes on a cobble stone road. 1st girl: I never came this way before. 2nd girl: Me neither. It must be the cobble stones.
A wise man, will often say nothing
If only life was as easy as getting fat.
The guy who decided how to spell bologna was clearly in over his head.
WHAT DO WE WANT!!! A cure for hangovers WHEN DO WE WANT IT!!! Please stop yelling
Hey, how long are you supposed to chase someone after they steal your wallet? Cause I`m getting tired of running and he`s catching up to me.
"User Friendly" is just another way of saying stupid.......
I think they put less beers in twelve packs these days.
I`d rather SH!T in my hands and clap!
My IQ? ... With google or without?
When the nurse calls my name at the doctor`s office, I like to run through the waiting room like I got called on The Price is Right
I wonder if there`s a margarita somewhere out there thinking about me, too.
All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
Why do people freak out about dolphins getting caugh in tuna nets? What about the tuna?