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To those girls who always put"CRYING" at the end of every status, seriously what do you expect us to do, inbox you a tissue?
I`ve discovered I own five umbrellas, if anyone wants to stage a musical number.
Ahhh another Monday at work...... I`m having as much fun as a colorblind person playing Twister!
Why didn`t Spider-Man`s enemies just move to a city without skyscrapers?
I`ve found that the best web designers in the world are spiders.
How about putting that screaming kid on vibrate
Success sleeps with u in private. Failure insults u in public ! Aa
I don`t know if I have a stalker, but if I do could you drop off some beer? Thanks
The only time I hit the panic button on my car keys is accidentally, and the only person who panics is me.
One things for sure, I can always count on my fingers.
Creating a password in this day and age After the 9th try OKNowI`mReallyMad50BoiledCabbagesUpYourArseIfYouDon`tGiveMeAccessImmediately! `Sorry, that password is already in use`
Dear God, I´ve been very good today, no grumpy thoughts, no swearing and I haven´t been mean at all, but I´m about to get up now and I may need your help :)
It`s a lot easier to chuck a co-worker in the dumpster than it is to listen to his problems.
I`ll be back in five minutes. If I`m not, read this again :D
I didn`t know until this week that so many people I know are politicians...