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What`s it called when you always have a sweet tooth, but it`s only for booze?
Next time you think life`s not fair..think of this x large clothes cost $2 more than large so why doesn`t small cost $2 less ? Being fat ....now that`s unfair
This rough sex would have been a lot better if I wasn`t alone.
Dropping a can of soda and sticking it back in the fridge all shaken up for the next person to open is not nearly as funny when you live by yourself.
I wonder how many 5 Hour Energy`s it would take to levitate?
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
Deaf people don`t have safe words, they use stop signs.
The light does go out in the fridge ... Now I have to wait for someone to let me out.
My room isn`t messy. I just prefer to have my favorite items on display.
Wouldn`t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 mins and come out wrinkle free and 2 sizes smaller...
They should make a "How It`s Made" episode on how "How It`s Made" is made.
If I had spoken to my parents the way some children do now, I would not be here to share this status.
I`ve got a lot to unlearn.
has a Massive drinking problem ... there is no alcohol in the house!
Something about summertime brings out the beer guzzling Homer Simpson in me.