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in 2014 there were times when I annoyed you, disturbed you, irritated you and bugged the hell out of you. Today i wanna let you know that i planned to continue with it this year :-)
I don`t exactly have a "to do" list. I have what you might call "If I ever log off Facebook and feel like getting around to doing it" list.
Dark humor is like sex, not everybody always gets it.
is in that awkward phase of the day between never drinking again and noon.
A new study found that legalizing marijuana in Colorado has created more than 10,000 jobs...by keeping Taco Bell open 24 hours.
Don`t forget to turn your clocks back today if you want them to be set to the wrong time.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy but sometimes I let her sleep instead..
The bottle of Pepto Bismol say’s 4 out of every 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one of them enjoys it?
Plot twist: name your pets after passwords.
I knew we were gonna be friends when you ran into that wall.
my neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning , can you believe that 2:30am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums...
I`m so fresh they call me "ferbreeze"
Ok Brazil, this would be a time when it`s ok to bite an opponent.
I should be ashamed of myself. Lets be clear, I`m not. But I should be.
Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. I use coupons to get pizza.