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Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman`s ability to find a reason to post a selfie.
It’s silly how we spend money on clothes when naked is free.
One day, I will solve my problems with maturity. Today, however, it will be with alcohol.
Honestly, it`s not the way I look that reveals my age. It`s my use of complete sentences, proper grammar and spelling when I text.
I get a little nervous before saying Worcestershire sauce.
The first rule of Women`s fight club is don`t tell anyone what you`re mad about or why you`re fighting.
You know you’re working class when your TV is bigger than your book case.
Exercise makes you look better naked. Alcohol does the same, you pick..
I remember when the internet was two tin cans and a string.
I`m so great, I`m jealous of myself.
Men are usually too focused on the cleavage in the shirt to notice the crazy in the eyes.
It takes patience to listen.., it takes skill to pretend you’re listening.
Does anyone else wonder why naked and baked, 2 words that go together SO well, don`t rhyme?? ...I mean, who comes up with these words anyway? lol
Lazy Rule#15325434090371466: you`re so lazy you didn`t even finish reading the number.
I`ve got a lot to unlearn.