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I`m sure the fellow below don`t have big feet :(
therapy is expensive...vodka is not. need I say more....
Men like football because the priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man’s life…. Scoring and Ball Security.
It´s Friday-O-Clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just heard about the Obamacare deadline and I`m freaking out. I have so many questions. Who is Obama?
"I`m $50 away from getting free shipping which is only $5 and what I want is $12 so I need to spend $38 more to save money." -my brain
WARNING: Objects in profile pics are not as pretty as they appear.
No one ever said life was easy, but several people did say that you were.
I just read that burglars use Facebook to see when people aren’t home. So from now on, I’m at home. With a rifle. And a hungry crocodile.
Just once I`d like to see someone in a movie call bullshit when someone tells them their phone number starts with 555
Pro Tip: If you`re on the bus, and wearing headphones, people can still hear you fart.
Studies show than men who have sex more often tend to have a longer life expectancy. See, it`s a survival thing.
I hate it when I have guests at my house and they ask "Do you have a bathroom?" No, we poop in the yard.
I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait....
The only thing I have learned so far in this company meeting is that this room has 37 ceiling tiles and 24 fluorescent bulbs.