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Radio Shack has stayed in business with a name combining something no one buys anymore and a type of building no one wants to go into.
I still know what you did last summer........... cos you posted it on facebook!
IM LOST! I`ve gone to look for my self. If u see me, tell me to wait here till I get back.
I miss that feeling you`d get at the video store when you discovered the movie you wanted to rent was available.
"Okay" means you`re in the clear. "K" means you`re better off not coming home. Fellas, you know what I`m talking about.
Like medicine, some people should only be allowed to talk in doses. Like 30 sentences three times a day.
Today in my local cemetery I came across the grave of Arthur Wynne the inventor of the crossword puzzle. For those that want to know where he is buried it`s 6 down and 4 across.
exercise........you mean extra fries
I will never admit to my parents that I don’t believe in the Easter Bunny or Santa as long as I still get presents and candy.
you know you`ve been facebooking too much when you accidentally say "LOL", in person...
Instead of sending people to jail, we should just make them eat the stringy things off bananas..
As I slowly ran my finger down her G string I thought to myself, this is a nice guitar.
Don`t you just want to write on some people`s Facebook wall "you peaked in High School".?
Is it weird that I`m 43 years old and have a secret handshake with 3 adults.....and my dog?
"Don`t let a hot date turn into a due date."--my father`s actual sex talk with me when I was 13.