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10 REASONS WHY I`M LAZY... you know what? Never mind. I can do this later.
Remember when double entry was an accounting term?
I am a completely different person when I`m not under female supervision.
I found a bottle of vodka under my bed, skittles under my pillow, & boxes of noodles in my closet. I`m like a fcuking alcoholic squirrel.
Match dot com, but for socks.
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
If you think about it,, Batman was pretty lazy about naming all his stuff.
How many people actually tell everyone that you said Hi.
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I`m slowly getting over it.
Mustaches: 1. Like them or not? 2. Should you refuse to go out on a date with someone just because she has one?
If I’m not eating I’m most likely not happy.
Walmart has their new Savings Catcher app... I`m thinking savings isn`t the only thing you will catch ...
"Someday, your phone will cost more than your computer" - said no one ever.
Sometimes my mind wanders, other times it leaves completly. ;)
Just spent a week building a time machine. That’s seven days of my life I’m going to get back.