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More food should come with prizes inside it.
It is days like today that I am glad that we all don`t live in a Yellow Submarine. Well at least not in the same one.
If I`m not back in ten minutes ... then just wait longer.
These people keep looking at me like I`m the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Thought for the day : Why was the cat in the bag in the first place?
There was a glorious time, before social media, when you would just lose touch with people.
I may not be a veterinarian, but I know a horses a$$ when I meet one.
Stress balls work best when you shove them down somebody`s throat.
I didn`t mean to offend you, that was just a bonus.
Husband for sale: 1972 model, white in colour, a bit hard on gas but comes with a spare tire.
If Mary Poppins floated in on an umbrella today, they`d shoot her out of the sky with a drone.
just bought 400 copies of Hoarders: Season 1. Not sure what to do with them.
Ever notice your Christmas stocking has just enough room for chocolates and a bottle of wine. Coincidence? I don`t think soooo.
We should bury everyone upside down so if they come back as zombies they`ll dig the wrong way. It`s called thinking ahead guys.
thinks that 100-calorie packs have just enough cookies to piss me off!!