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I’m single by choice. Not my choice, but still a choice!
I believe in karma that means I can do bad things to people I don’t like and assume they deserved it.
Little to no thought was put into this status.
You had me at, "we`ll make it look like an accident."
However lonely you feel, you`re never alone. [There are literally millions of bugs, mites and bacteria living in your house.] Goodnight.
about love
Momma didn`t raise no fool. I did this all on my own.
My chiropractor just told me that I`m well adjusted. See? Not everyone thinks I`m a total weirdo...
Pretending to be nice is exhausting...
I`m one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.
Reckon the first person to make popcorn by accident probably ran away
A friend like you is worth a million dollars. So, if you don’t mind…can I sell you? :D
I`ll always be here for you ... Unless we run out of beer, and someone has some over there. Then I`ll be over there for you.
Whenever you`re powerless, remember: A single one of your pubic hairs can shut down a restaurant.
I’m trisexual, as in, I’ll try to have sex with you.