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I tried being awesome today, but I was just so tired from being awesome yesterday.
My smoke detectors are always cheering me on for being such a great cook.
I wonder if Sallys parents were like "Yeah great idea Sally. Sell seashells. On the seashore. Where there are tons of free shells. Idiot."
Do the spectators at golf tournaments know they don`t have to be there
My workout plan really only consists of me wandering around in parking lots because I forgot where I parked...
October is breast awareness month for women, men are usually aware of breasts all year round.
Any amusement you may have experienced from my past posts are in no way a guarantee of future performance.... Please initial here and sign here.
My life may be a mess but at least I didn`t make a harlem shake video.
Hey guys,,, Which sounds better: No longer rabid?, Or rabies free since 2003?........ I`m trying to update my e-harmony profile
All my life I thought air was free… and then I bought a bag of chips. ^^
I`ll always be here for you ... Unless we run out of beer, and someone has some over there. Then I`ll be over there for you.
I`ve been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now I may as well call them traditions.
Hubby wanted to start the new year out with a bang - So I shot him..
If they gave out awards for laziness, I would have to send somebody to accept it for me.
You know you’re getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out & have a drink.