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Just used a full size twix bar to stir my coffee.
I didn`t want to grow up; I just wanted to be able to reach the cookies.
"Everybody freeze!" -December
When people start praying before a meal, I close my eyes and imagine how far I could throw a potato if I really put my heart into it.
Starting to believe I`m trouble
I can`t believe the music that kids listen to now-a-days! What ever happened to wholesome music like "Push It" and "Me So Horny"?
My internet went down last week...so I talked to my family....thank goodness the internet came back
I am not saying you are stupid, because I thought you already knew
Smile. It makes people wonder what you´re up to.
Eww!!! Beer does NOT taste good on Cocoa Puffs! ..I`m switching back to my Fruit Loops! ;)
At any given time my wallet is worth more than its contents.
I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them
I`m the perfect man if you don`t factor in looks, depth of character, emotional availability, intelligence or financial well being.
Would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.
My entire working knowledge of automotive repair is derived from the song "The Wheels on the Bus"