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ah Saturday, where it`s socially acceptable to drink in the morning. ;)
Long story short, I love summaries.
is actually feeling pretty much okay about not accomplishing anything this year.
I have decided I no longer want to be an adult. So if anyone needs me, I`ll be in my blankey fort... coloring.
Bored? Find group photo of 4 women. Comment "You 3 look incredible!!"
I need a vacation ... or this fifth of Jack -Me at the liqiour store
As soon as I figure out who drank my 2 cases of beer, I`m gonna try to figure out why I`m so drunk.
This donut scented car freshener will more than pay for itself next time I get pulled over.
It`s not an attitude problem, it`s the way I am.
I`m high as a kite! Let me rephrase that: I`m stuck in a tree.
It`s hard to look like a bad-ass when you`re slurping on a strawberry smoothie.
The reason dogs look confused when you open the refrigerator door is because they`re thinking "Why don`t you just eat ALL the food?"
Doctor: How`s your headache? Me: She`s out of town.
I love food, napping on the couch, and getting super excited about car rides, I`m basically a golden retriever.
Baby Polar Bear: Mommy, am I really a Polar Bear? Mother: Of course you are. Why? Baby Polar Bear: `Cause I`m fukcing freezing!"