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Pizza is my favorite winter activity
My neighbor thinks I`m crazy and that I`ve been stalking her. well at least that`s what her diary says.
Meanwhile on Facebook, someone has made a casserole...
Perhaps we should hold elections on the last Friday of November, with polling stations at Walmart, Target and Apple
"I didn`t get your text" is the new "my dog ate my homework"
Once you commit to the idea of a closed casket funeral it really takes a lot of pressure off how you live your life.
I think Iām allergic to mornings.
I hate when men`s restrooms have no urinals and a bunch of women in them.
According to Pinterest, I`m severely under-utilizing mason jars.
You ever read a status, and you`re like, `what a f*ck up` and then you realize you`re on your own page?
Don`t refer to them as voices in your head. Do as the professionals and call them your `team of writers`
I went somewhere earlier and saw a frog parked illegally and the poor thing got toad!!
Not to get technical, but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution.
After I drink coffee I show my empty mug to the IT guy and tell him I`ve successfully installed Java. He hates me.
There`s no use worrying about things you can`t control. And the good news is, that`s pretty much everything.