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Walmart killed the traveling circus.
Change is hard. Seriously, have you ever bit a nickel?
Progress is made by lazy people looking for an easier way to do things
Pretend it`s a beer pretend it`s a beer pretend it`s a beer pretend it`s a beer pretend it`s a beer.....me trying not to drop a child
I peed so hard that a little laugh came out
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can´t remember the other two.
Life is basically one long, terrible date with yourself.
“We don`t lick people!” - Lies adults tell kids
I lost my mood ring today. Not sure how to feel about it
I don`t let my friends do stupid things... ALONE
If you can´t convince them, confuse them.
Ummm,, Can we just admit we may have taken this anybody can grow up to be President thing a bit too far.
The only thing I have learned so far in this company meeting is that this room has 37 ceiling tiles and 24 fluorescent bulbs.
I am sorry I wasn`t being completely honest when I said I was normal.
Being an adult is mostly pretending to like wine and saying "the economy" a lot.