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If it`s true that we are here on earth to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Why isn’t “cheating” a relationship status on Facebook?
I assume people with dark tinted windows pick their nose more aggressively than the rest of us.
Relationship Status: eating
The human body can survive three weeks without food, three days without water but only three hours without wifi.
? Single ? Taken ? Depends on who`s asking.
The only thing us men clean at home is our browser history
You know you`re all grown up when you actually pick up the ice cube instead of kick it under the fridge.
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I wish college was 5 easy payments of $19.99
is at the park. Unless you’re my boss, in which case, I’m at work.
It`s only a matter of time until "Security cameras of Wal-Mart" become a hit reality show.
I often worry about the safety of my children, especially the one that is rolling their eyes at me & talking back right now.
Instead of LOL, try SALTS ( smiled a little, then stopped)
Was hating my job until I drove past a grown man dressed as a Taco on the side of the road. Thanks again Perspective