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I wasn`t even going for broke. But I got it!
What is it about paper towels that makes me always want to use more than one?
It`s not so much that I wanted to drink the whole bottle of wine, I just couldn`t figure out how to get the cork back in it.
Your eyes are so beautiful. If you look deep enough i can see my own reflection...
I don’t mean to alarm you but you know those people in your office that can’t work the fax machine? They’re driving home on the same roads.
I do procrastinate more than I should, but it always gives me something to do tomorrow...
Sorry to all my friends and family members who didn`t know I was a freak until they saw my likes and shares on Facebook.
I have been tagged and poked so many times today, I may not be able to walk tomorrow.
Congratulations! I`ve finally snapped, and you`re first on my list!
Your duty as a friend is to LIKE my Facebook posts even if they suck.
Accidentally took a women`s multi vitamin & I`ve been trying to get dressed for the past 3 hours, but everything is making me look fat.
wants my 260 FB friends to know I love you all..except #193
Single ladies, stop saying you should just give up & get a cat , if no man wants you , don`t force an innocent cat to live with you..
I love the gym this time of year. The newbies make me look like a Victoria Secret model.
Hit the popcorn button on my microwave but none has appeared yet.