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With a great a$$ comes great responsibility!
The last time anything got banged on my bed, it was my little toe against the leg.
It`s just a matter of time before they add the word "Syndrome" after my last name...
If you are really bored, I recommend mass texting all of your exes "I`m ready to give it another shot" and then get ready for the ride of your life
Alcohol makes me worse at everything except telling secrets
I should eat more healthy, but we all saw how that whole apple thing went for Adam & Eve.
This police sketch artist has no idea that he`s about to draw me as the most bad ass Batman caricature ever.
okay it was me..... I did it ..... I let the dogs out
Have you ever wondered about the look on someone`s face if you hide under their bed and grab their foot in the middle of the night? Just something to think about.....goodnight!
i got a dig bick..........how many read that wrong
The Best Excuse given by a Lady for Missing Work ! "My husband took an overdose of Viagra.....Couldn`t leave him alone with the Maid"
I was trying to think of something really deep to post on Facebook this morning. The Mariana Trench comes to mind.
I know what I`m getting for Christmas ... Fat. I`m getting fat.
"in other news… it turns out being mayor of Toronto is all that its cracked up to be" - George T. Ignace
If our phones were really smart, they would tell us to get off of Facebook and do something meaningful or constructive with our lives.