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If I don`t `like` your post it`s because I don`t care...
Everyone around me keeps telling me I`m mean ... Which is absurd ... Plus, they`re ugly.
I would like to discuss tennis but I wouldn`t want to cause a racket
This bulk box of peanuts I got from Costco tastes like styrofoam.
that awkward moment when your pulling the covers up and hit yourself in the damn face !!!
Anything can be considered your job if you hate it enough.
Ugly is such an ugly word. If I must describe an ugly person I´d prefer to use the term "handsomely-challenged"
Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don`t think of until too late
I dreamt that was dreaming, and then someone woke me up and told me I was dreaming but it turned out I had only dreamed that so I went back to sleep in my dream, all upset that my dream that I was dreaming was interrupted by another dream....hahahahaha.....whoa, need to lay off the Red Bull.
I`m not perfect, but I`m the best me there is or ever will be.
If you cry loudly enough, your boss will usually let you go home.
I`m the type of person who will throw away the manual and ponder for 3 hours "where the hell do I start"
When I rule the world, it will be illegal to have an opinion until you`ve proven that you are not an idiot.
If you`re crazy and you know it shake your meds...
How`d this get posted?