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So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
She walked in & she had legs, legs that went on for days. Who knows where they went? They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed
I do procrastinate more than I should, but it always gives me something to do tomorrow...
If the NSA and IRS teamed up, I wouldn’t have to do my taxes.
Do the spectators at golf tournaments know they don`t have to be there
Always be yourself, unless you suck…and if you suck you should try being more like me.
is accepting applications. Needed someone to keep me from doing dumb stuff. See previous post.
You know you`re desperate for an answer when you look on the second page of Google.
Every have one of those moments where you look at yourself in the mirror and think "Damn if I weren`t me, I`d totally hit that."
I bet if you walked up to any table at a restaurant and said "Good afternoon folks" they will let you take their order.
Your mother never saw the irony in calling you son of a bitch.
I looked up "thesaurus" in my thesaurus and it says "Don`t be a smart-ass".
You know you had an interesting day when your Google search history includes "rubber panda".
Isn`t it weird that a vacuum cleaner isn`t something that is used to clean vacuums?
ATMs should have built in breathalyzers. I would save so much money.