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Me: spends 12 hours comparing teams before completing NCAA bracket, loses $50. GF: Spends 5 minutes picking teams with "cute" mascot names, wins $1000.
I`m in therapy to learn how to deal with people who should be in therapy
whoever said that there are no stupid questions was stupid
Ugly is such an ugly word. If I must describe an ugly person I´d prefer to use the term "handsomely-challenged"
Clearly, you are a person with an open mind. I can feel the breeze from here.
May all of us be as good looking/ beautiful as we look on our FB profile pic..
I was bitten by a mosquito last night. Bet that little bastard is pretty hung-over today
I am fluent in three languages: English, Profanity, and Sarcasm
Hooters does have hot girls, but the Subway girls are the real wife material.
Remember bad decisions make the best stories!!!
Don’t judge me until you’ve walked a mile with my shoes….shoved up your a$$.
Girls just wanna have funds.
I think I really have an amazing butt, every time I talk to someone and start walking off they say,"what an a$$.."
Men also have feelings. For example, we can feel hungry
All of my plans for the future start out with “when I get rich”