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Today is different because after you lie to someone, you tell them you were lying.
Instead of exes, they should be called whys.
Be careful, there is also plenty of mentally unstable fish in the sea.
If you´re a millionaire and you don´t have trampoline floors or a giant slide that goes from your bed to an olympic sized indoor pool, then you should just give me all of your money because you´re wasting it.
It’s like nobody ever considers the consequences of getting to know me.
Stress from children can take 10 yrs off your life Drinking alcohol from stress can take another 10 yrs Based on my math, I died 5 yrs ago
I`m getting sick of seeing all these lyric status`s, it reminds me of somebody that I used to know.
If A-B-C-D didn’t drag out their part of the Alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to be so rushed.
Just because someone`s richer or more famous or talented doesn`t mean they`re happy. It just means they`re happier than YOU.
I`d kill for a microwave that plays Europe`s “The Final Countdown” during the last 30 seconds.
Working on my 32 point plan to be more spontaneous. Any suggestions?
I`m off to bed. For those of you who wish to add a touch of authenticity to your fantasies, the sheets are pale blue...
I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think people are taking it as a challenge.
Neil Armstrong said "One small step for man...". I would`ve just said "OH MY GOD, I`M ON THE MOON!!!!!!".
If one door closes and another one opens, seek help your house is haunted.