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I inboxed a girl on Facebook and she never replied. I guess you could say we`re `seen` each other.
Drinking coffee in the afternoon is like eating the mushroom that makes you big in Super Mario.
Note to self: Next time, don`t use "continue" as the Safe Word.
When life is stressful, do something to lift your spirits. Go for a drive. Go two or three thousand miles away. Maybe change your name.
I used to have superpowers but the psychiatrist took them away.
i know how to shutup.I just don`t know when.
A lot of people are only alive because I shed too much hair to ever get away with murder.
It`s unfortunate that most people will never run out of things to say.
My neighbours are loud and obnoxious. Now I know how Canada feels.
I plucked my first gray hair today ... Man, that lady was upset.
The doctor said I need to drink more whiskey....Oh, by the way... I`m calling myself "the doctor" now.
Gambling addiction hotlines would do so much better if every fifth caller was a winner.
Helping my kid study for her geology exam, and apparently `hard` `classic` and `punk` are not the 3 different types of rock.
Two can play that game...` -people who dont understand that`s how games usually work
NASA has confirmed that December 21, late afternoon, the sky will be very dark. It is an interesting phenomenon called "night".