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Invite me to your wedding . Invite me to go have fun , but please stop inviting me to your farm .
Every semicolon I have ever used has been a complete guess
When I bust a move , it stays busted.
Happiness is using an ATM and finding a receipt left by someone with an account balance lower than yours.
Do you ever get the feeling that you’re being watched? Because if it’s bothering you, I’ll stop.
MAY` contain nudity? Either it does or it doesn`t. DON`T WASTE MY TIME
If anyone ever tells you your dreams are silly, remember there`s a millionaire walking around that invented the pool noodle.
The hay in baby Jesus`s manger came from Christian Bales.
Game of Thrones is exciting, but I think it`s important to remember that these people are fighting over a chair
I need to borrow someones kid for Halloween. I miss free candy.
It’d be hilarious to release a gorilla in a gorilla suit at the mall and see the look on security’s face when they pull off the mask.
The awkward moment when you realise you’re wrong in an argument, but you keep arguing anyway.
This is the only way I know how to correctly use a semi-colon ;)
The plural of beer is beer, which is very convenient when you are explaining to your wife why you were late coming home from work.