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Urban Dictionary: Helping white folks figure out if they`re getting insulted or complimented daily.
3 things I will never understand: 1. The meaning of life. 2. The universe. 3. How Spongebob & Patrick made those sounds effects in that box.
I just found out people are playing golf online. And I thought my life sucked!
If a woman shaves her legs for you, at least every other day, in the Winter time, it`s Love.
I f*cking hate you. Hope that clears things up.
I`ve found if you tuck one part of a pants leg into your sock, people expect less of you.
Gym update: not there
I`m eating a vegan lunch today. Sure, it`s six sleeves of Smarties and a Diet Coke, but I`m still better than you.
I just saw a disclaimer that said “don’t try this at home”, so I tried it at my neighbors house.
I don`t understand why people want a relationship when there`s pizza.
Setting the alarm clock proves I`m capable of making the same mistake every day.
Why is it called Boob Sweat and not Humiditties?
It`s time to take the next big step in my relationship by popping the question to my girlfriend ....will you get me a beer :) (<>..<>)
If everyone would just be naughty next year, Santa would bring us all coal ... energy crisis solved!
Are you still bored? Head over to Walmart, take a box of condoms to the checkout clerk, and ask where the fitting room is.