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Just saw someone holding a sign that said "Honk 2 impeach Obama" You`d think the process to impeach a president would be more complicated
The Bible is pretty accurate...Especially when thrown at close range.
If you say "I slept like a baby" in front of me, I`ll ALWAYS assume you woke up every 2 hours, pissed yourself and cried for your mommy.
I`m sorry, your photo is so confusing. You`re gonna need to hashtag every detail of it for me so I can grasp what`s going on here.
"Safely remove USB." Who does that?
According to national reports, car thefts in the US are now at a 20 year low…Well, sure, it’s hard to steal a car when the owner’s living in it…
MIDDLE EAST: How can we stop ISIS? EUROPE: How can we save our economy? AMERICA: What color is this dress?!
I liked you better before we met.
Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza.
When I get a headache, I take 2 aspirins and keep away from children, just like the bottle says.
Don’t get me started. I don’t come with brakes.
Last night a movie theatre was robbed of $1000. The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, a combo meal, and a box of milk duds.
I`ll never understand women. They hate when you ask their age, but get mad if you forget their birthday.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
I should probably do some housework before they try to film the next Febreeze commercial here.