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The problem with frozen yogurt is that it`s not ice cream.
I don`t think my blind date was blind, she read the menu and caught the basketball I threw at her
I mixed coffee with Red Bull today..I got half way to work when I realized I forgot my car!
like this if you are against animal cruelty
The older I get the more I understand Squidward`s anger.
Sometimes I think I`m a relatively smart person. Other times I put my shoes on before my pants and realize who I really am.
If I`ve learned anything from Facebook, it`s that you shouldn`t be learning on Facebook.
Dogs love you even if you’re ugly.
Panick, chaos, anarchy... my work here is done.
Let`s drink till this day makes some sort of sense.
The first rule of elevator club is don`t talk to other members of elevator club.
I swear I can hear Google sigh every time I start typing in their search bar.
Since light travels faster than sound, isn`t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
My last relationship was almost as complicated as the knot my pocket created with my headphones.
thjeo oskl asopa joa sajksla wioj apska shul bhcgy ....Yes I just wasted your time ;)