Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
A gentle reminder about Daylight Savings Time: If you thought last Monday sucked, this one will prove to be much, much worse.
I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th, because I know how to reduce fractions unlik the rest of you morons.
I hate when I´m laughing & my a$$ falls off.
The worst thing about renting movie from a Red Box is that a $1 late fee isn’t enough motivation to get off the couch.
Shout out to the guy behind me flashing red & blue lights.
Facebook needs a "settle down" button.. You tap on a friend`s profile, that locks them out for a day so they can work through stuff privately..
Pretty sure I look forward to my boss` vacation`s more than he does.
Today`s Horoscope: You`re gullible
I went outside once. The graphics were amazing but the gameplay and storyline were TERRIBLE.
You can tell a lot about a woman by the way she cuts your brake lines.
This ramen noodle and vienna sausage dinner taste exactly like I made the wrong career choice :(
We would like to thank everyone that submits statuses to the site. Many get rejected because we don`t think they are funny, or they are unreadable, or they are to inappropriate and offensive.
"American Pie" ruined it for any kid that actually does have an amazing story from band camp.
To hell with the "dislike" button! i think we need a "who cares" button, a "WTF" button and a "STFU!" button. just saying.... Oh and a "lol" button because i just get tired of writing it! lol!
I guess the teachers went back to school. The bar was nearly empty this morning.