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Ladys, if you`re in an argument with a guy and there`s no may to win. Start playing with your boobs...works every time.
Does the Food Network deliver?
Dear person reading this, I could be naked right now and you would never know.
Sex, do it for the kids.
There’s been over 30 billion messages posted on Facebook, and yet most of us have never even talked to our neighbors.
There’s no “I” in team and coincidentally none in "Go f*ck yourself" either.
Dodgeball, but with random people who don`t know that they are playing..............
I would like to be a Disney Princess...You know, where I have random animals showing up to help with the housework!
I think, therefore i`m single.
I spend so much time on the internet, that the priest pronounced us husband and wi-fi.
Just picked the remote up off the floor with my feet while lying on the couch, so I guess today was leg day...
The problem with rich people is I`m not one of them.
Ever noticed that `beer can` in a british accent sounds exactly like `bacon` in a jamaican accent?
Wonders why there´s an ice cream truck for kids but not a frozen Margaurita truck for adults?
Hey, chicks who have words tattooed on your tits... We didn`t come here to read.