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What`s the lowest IQ someone can have while still being a relatively full functioning adult? My wife wants to know.
You don’t look like 200 likes in person.
Whenever someone says, "Have a good one." I always respond with, "I have a good one, I just wish it were longer."
Chocolate comes from Cocoa, which is a tree. That makes cocoa a plant….chocolate is a salad.
You know it´s going to be a bad day when your horoscope starts with.. "Are you sitting down?"
joined a nudist colony last week ... the first few days were the hardest!
I just did a bunch of crunches and curls. There were Nestle Crunches and cheese curls, but still. I`m exhausted.
If you tell me you`re giving something 110% then I’m assuming the extra 10% is your stupidity.
"It gotten SOOO cold in D.C., politicians have their hands in their OWN pockets!"
Nothing says lazy like laying on the couch making today`s responsibilities tomorrow`s problem.
Of all the things life has given to me... I would like to return 20 lbs.
Do athletic people not know about Netflix?
Being fabulous all day makes me really, really tired.
if your dirty, your dirty... you cant fix it
You`re such a slut, the only reason why you wear panties is to keep your ankles warm.