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The only reason I liked your post was because I was trying to clean a smudge off my screen.
Happiness is the journey, not the destination, and when you reach your destination, ie; bottom of a beer, you must embark on a new journey, ie; get another beer........
I thought my name was "Stop encouraging him" until I was 11.
The best thing about online classes is the beer.
I’m not a picky eater or anything but I will look at both sides of a Dorito before I eat it to decide if its got a good cheesy dust ratio.
Sarcasm is like a good game of chess. Most people don`t know how to play chess.
I don`t want to set the world on fire........just you.
Women are fascinated by mythical creatures like unicorns, vampires, and men who are good listeners...
Why can’t I lose weight easily I mean I lose everything else without a problem.
That awkward moment when you’re laughing so hard, you accidentally hit your head on something..
So far, I am 100% at believing what happened next on Facebook links.
If you think someone is staring at you: 1. Yawn 2. If they yawn, they were staring.
The human body can survive three weeks without food, three days without water but only three hours without wifi.
My boss yelled at me today “It’s the fifth time you’ve been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!” I said, “Probably that it’s Friday?"...
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.