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lol <- looks like a stick man drowning. lol
It’s like these fools at the gym have never seen someone with roller skates on the treadmill before.
I`m beginning to think the only reason I buy bananas is to watch them die a painful death on my counter.
As I get older my tastes are changing, for instance I used to not like brussels sprouts but now I don`t like people.
I`m now at the age where if I see a nice nursing home, I make a mental note of it.
The Swiss must`ve been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
People with 1 syllable names ruin the happy birthday song
If u think someone (me) is cute u should tell them (me)
I know it`s 3 meals a day,,,,,, But how many at night?
The longer I stay at home. The more homeless looking I look.
Ladies and Gentleman, I`ve traveled a long way, crossed many bridges, fought my way through countless obstacles, all to bring you this one sad truth about life. There`s never enough beer.
Make BIG mistakes in life. Those people are remembered forever. On Youtube.
I’m glad you spent $80 on makeup to look like a $5 whore. Well done
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
If pigs really could fly I bet their wings would taste delicious.