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To the people that post 15 pics of your kid everyday,your kid looks EXACTLY the same as they did ystrdy,and the day before,and the day before that
No matter how many lasagna’s you stack on top of each other, ultimately it’s always just one lasagna
Beer and a 44 magnum with an everclear shot makes everything good like Nintendo
Why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let this stupidity problem solve itself?
What did the Japanese man say to the other Japanese man? Something in Japanese,
My left buttcheek fell asleep. I`m Half-assing everything I do for the next ten minutes.
I know it`s rude to ask someone about their pregnancy if you`re unsure, but my hubby looks about 4 months along & the suspense is killing me
Sluts are just hookers with no grasp of economics.
Gimmie a P. Gimmie an R. Gimmie an O. Gimmie a C. Gimmie an R. Gimmie an A. Gimmie an S. Gimmie a....oh, nevermind. I`ll finish this later.
Don´t worry ... It only seems kinky the first time.
I don`t think America should elect a president in 2016. We need to be single for a few years and find ourselves.
Legalizing same sex marriage. I thought all sex was the same after marriage.
You say illegal, I say added to my bucket list.
“Let’s eat, get drunk and watch people exercise” – sports fans
If you slept with my husband I`d be like "OMG how much do I owe you?"