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I downloaded this app called "Hide & Go Seek". Ever since then I cant find my damn phone.
therapy is expensive...vodka is not. need I say more....
I wonder if angry people know about naps?
If I could be anyone else in the whole world, I would still be me so that I wouldn`t have to buy new clothes.
No children were harmed in making this status. Ignored perhaps, but certainly not harmed…
I tend to avoid things that make me look fat. You know like scales, mirrors and photographs
Unless you discovered a dead body, I don`t want to hear about your morning jog.
Corduroy pillows?... They`re making headlines!....
I`m not an alcoholic I just have a lot of things to celebrate.
Turning on your lights and siren after you lose a drag race is just poor sportsmanship.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
I wonder if there are birds that prefer not to sing in the morning and that just roll around in their nests until noon.
Decided to get in touch with my feminine side today... I made myself a sandwich!
I am NOT high maintenance, I simply have more preferences than most.
Apparently, the average person looks at their phone 150 times a day. Not me. I look at it just once. For about 12 hours.