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SINGLE GUYS: Nervous about flirting with a woman? Just remember: they`re smart, confident, and aware they don`t need us, so yeah, you should be worried.
condoms prevent minivans
happy 3rd birthday to the tartar sauce in my fridge
Nothing says “I don’t take you seriously” like your dog wagging his tail when you are yelling at him.
I want to give up coffee, but I`d hate to do that to my coworkers.
The worst thing about dating is bringing a nice guy home after dinner, only to find your husband home early from work.
Psychology — Even trying to spell it correctly screws with your head.
Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think “look at all these poor people who don’t know Netflix exists.”
Michael Schumacher`s former crew just visited him in the hospital. They changed the wheels on his bed and his drip in 4.4 secs.
is having one of those days where they feels like lighting someones face on fire and then trying to put it out with a fork
I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way ... Through the driver’s door.
If a woman tells you that you’re right, that’s called sarcasm.
I asked him about his weekend, but apparently what happens in vagueness, stays in vagueness.
This is odd?!?! The hour we lost this weekend was the one when I was planning to go to the gym.
Guys, freedom of speech doesn`t mean you can spell things any way you want to.